[nuns screaming]

Canada: a summary

dude who was bothering me and satya: parlez vous français?
me: sorry, we don't speak french
dude: *continues to speak french*
me: i don't understand
other people who came up to us: vous lui connaissez?
me: non, pas du tout
me: wait fuck

WHAT ARE THE QUEBEÇOIS REMEMBERING

9am today
me: *speaks french*
satya: it is too early for your bullshit
Canada! with spookykneazle , rainbowinthegutter and Tim and Maria :D

Canada! with spookykneazle , rainbowinthegutter and Tim and Maria :D

EVEN WHEN I GO TO GAY BARS DUDES HIT ON ME /why/

I can’t with you.  C’mere.

being a student is hard because my only two modes are “I can’t motivate myself to do the thing because the deadline is so far away” and “I’m too anxious to do the thing because the deadline is so close”

a problem with learning french is wanting to pronounce all the french loanwords in english correctly then either not being understood or just sounding pretentious 

note to self: just because i can write my entire essay a few hours before the deadline doesn’t mean i should

pumpkinbucky:

clint barton saying ‘hawk yeah’ whenever he agrees with something

shoutout to spellcheck, the only reason I’m capable of writing essays in french

so. witnesses.

givetheimperiuscurseatry:

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Holy shit.

Umm suicide cw for tonight’s episode of HTGAWM.

This is a true statement. 

For timing: around 28 minutes in (w/o commercials)