Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
All you had for dinner was asparagus?!? Oh No!…. If Brigitte pulled that $*** we will have problems.

purplespacecats #homestaylife (via theycallmeyayjay)

half of yani’s blog right now is my quotes and I love it

You shop at Walmart? I’ve never met anyone who actually shops at Walmart!

my friend from New Jersey

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theycallmeyayjay:

Since February, I have been studying abroad in Geneva, Switzerland. During this time, I have been to international organizations and various countries i.e. Belgium, France, Italy, Austria, and currently Hungary. Along my way, I have lost luggage, wallets and have simply been lost in foreign cities. I have lost a lot of stuff, but also found stuff. The struggles (and I mean STRUGGLES) just make it that more entertaining…at least for everyone else.

I’m very excited that Yani got a tumblr and you should all follow her

beanarie:

anfie24:

heteronormativity is genderbending main characters just to permit non-platonic interactions between the characters.

i’m looking at you, elementary.

that’s really cute how you dismiss the importance of replacing a white male literary icon with a woman of color and ignore how much pride people have in joan to say she only exists to bang someone she hasn’t kissed, come close to kissing, or come close to even wanting to kiss in nearly 2 entire seasons

no seriously

a d o r a b l e

How do you caps lock on an iPhone ?!? * a friend demonstrates* OOOOOhhh!!! 😮😮

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

hiddenhogwarts:

We need to talk about therapists at Hogwarts.

Magical therapists using modified boggarts to do safe exposure therapy for students with PTSD/phobias.

Magical therapists letting kids with PTSD and trauma store memories in personal Pensieves until they’re ready to deal with them.

Magical…

What i find interesting - BBC Sherlock is significantly more patronising than Elementary's Joan. Both Sherlocks are ///extremely/// patronising. And yet people have a problem with //Joan// being patronising? The LEAST patronising of the 4 is the one that gets the 'patronising' label? It's certainly not lost on me that the only female or the only POC of the 4 is the one people are finding harder to like.
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elementarymydearworld:

As Joan would put it “Couching it as an //opinion// totally negates the misogyny.”

YES THAT IS THE PERFECT RESPONSE TO THE HATE ON THAT ONE POST THANK

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

I feel bad about just walking up to people in stores and speaking at them in English because I don’t know a word of Hungarian most of the time, but I don’t feel bad at all in McDonalds because when you’re in McDonalds you’re in America just like at embassies

I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY

Last night I spent half an hour having a conversation in Spanish with a British/Colombian guy with no pants on in a kebab shop in Budapest at 5am

Your laugh sounds like a monkey; it’s adorable. I actually had a dream about that last night!
my friend Yani

echrai replied to your post “echrai liked your post “oh also apparently the phrase “jya” is only a…”

We use “jya”, so I was amused. Maybe it’s a Yankee thing? Where are you rn

No, the friends I was talking to go to Villanova, Spellman, and Providence so I am confused. And I’m in Budapest right now! :D